mentally decadent.

2005-10-24T00:32:00.000+08:00

Hey people, meet tempestt - two. imperfectii0n. =s [INDEED]

at tthe darkk siide. [-.-??]
[the darkk siide indeed, look at her teeth, dracula is written all over her face, the fangs, the hideous smile. God save the queen] ['v~v']

Schools IT has terrorized:
startedd 0bb wiib. =.tel0k blangah meth0dist - yearr 1996-1997.= went to0. =.radin mas primary sch0ol - yearr 1998-2001.= transferred tt0. =.seng kang primary scho0l - yearr 2002-2003.= g0rtt iin t0o. =.pungg0l sec0ndary - yearr 2004/2005.=
[whats up with the double lettering nowadayss? is it really cooll? is it really hipp? i want to be inn, do i need these tooo? WTF is obb? [orb?], or is she trying to say [off?]/[out?] well either way she thinks she is dang cute to use 0bb and g0rtt [g0rtt brains? apparently no.] Seriously those who think that its DAMN COOL to converse in a manner like this, i deem you as intellectually competent as this fella over here.]

Over to companies:
c0mpaniies?? meii y0uu qiian. ii 0waes g0rtt myy dearestt jiie;k0rr;dii;meiis + bendan;la0g0ng + biitchiie;baobeii + familyy andd fwenns derrhs acc0mpaniiementt. =D
[Firstly, who the fuck says u need qiian[money] to be in a company. you could be working in one, like mcdonalds, which you probably would soon. Judging from your intelligence, you'd probably wouldn go far in your endeavours, so aim for mcdonalds, and who knows, by luck you might just make the cut and be lovin it [no disrespect to mcdonald's employees] And Secondly how the hell is your acc0mpaniiementt [what wonderful inkgrand] assoicated with your company. Apparently due to the lack of intelligence [yes i know ive repeated this many times], it has foolishly thought that company was used in the context of that in a fellowship, for example in the company of friends, WHAT A TOTAL IDIOT. However, id have to comment on her lit skills, tempestt here is a potential literature student, i just managed to notice the presence of company in acc0mpaniiementt, is that some sort of pun? or aliteration? not bad, i must say.]

Affiliations:
freed0m;gerrs + hysteriic;sevenn
[HAHA and to think chiobu club was bad, apparently i have been too ignorant. freed0m;gerrs sounds intimidating ["dUnChh mEsh wiiF mEe,iM fR0m freed0m;gerrs"] whoa sounds uber cool man, maybe we shoud create our very own : freed0m;boyshh.]

Favorite Books:
magaziines + textbo0k. =p [ah yes, another "I AM SO FUCKIN CUTE" answer. If, like what you say, textbo0ks are your favourite books, you certainly dont read a lot, cause id expect more intelligence from one who enjoys reading a textbo0k.]

Music
Im too lazy to decipher her music choice. [ i told you they spoke in codes]
Have a go at it yourself, if you're bored.
noobs [3 mintues]
veteran[2 minutes]
pros[1 minute]
idiots[5 seconds at max]
total morons[0 seconds, they are fluent in it]

tthe.silly;lil.gerr ]
# tempestt
# code. #11 [yes we know, codes]
# attachedd[WTF?, respect/pity at the same time to the guy, from this, girls who say that all guys go for looks, you have just been proven wrong]
# punggolite
# singaporean[FUCK, its people like these that make me ashamed to be one]
# fourteen.11o691

` tthe.gerr;who.ish ]
iin herr horriible 14 [horrible INDEED]
iin lorve deeply [ im still reeling from the shock]
1oo% attituddesterr [LOL, the word of the day! remember fakerz? this one totally owned it]1oo% siiao charr bor [not to forget, 100% MENTALLY DECADENT!]

detest ]
[[ backstabbers
[[ accuserrs [i guess im hated for accusing you of being stupid, how sad indeed.]
[[ liars [hey id give her some credit for being honest : // iimperfectti0n;iinc0mplete \\ indeed.
[[ betrayerrs
[[ flirterrs [yes you probably do, cause none of them would ever wanna flirt with you][[ abbuserrs [your abused face tells a million tales]
[[ xia lan kiia [Ouch, that hurt]
[[ bian taii [i deem myself one, a twisted freak, for looking at your profile for more than 5 mins]
[[ peng weii kiia [sorry i no understood]
[[ ir-responsibLe ppl
[[ kka lan jiao weii ppl[WHOA FUCKING VULGAR INDEED]
[[ unreasonabLe ppl
[[ act chio.kkwet.cool.yann dao
[[ getting hurt [hahahaha, you do experience it alot, dont you? no surprise really note: abbuserrs]
[[ br0ken promises [ i wouldn be surprised if people stood you up numerous times, you know, when you chat for decades on irc, and decide to meet up?]
[[ being alone [yes, i know thats a feeling you experience constantly]

aniieone are welcomedd - butt nonsense wunn bbe enterrtaiin-ed.
dunch provoke miie - ii dunch owe yew a livingg. [okay and that makes a shit load of sense]

Thats enough, ive had it, this shits killing me. Shall stop for now and let you scrutinize yourself. ciao.

2005-10-23T22:39:00.000+08:00

http://media5.big-boys.com/content/mcvikram.wmv
OH MY GOD LOOK SHES SEH WHITE!
YOU LIKE MY BIODATA? B-I-O-D-A-T-A!

2005-10-19T00:51:00.000+08:00

http://www.jeffiscool.com/numanuma.html
Da Lun and Ashley, we'd get owned by this guy at the club.

2005-10-17T23:59:00.000+08:00

Well seems like more people have read the first entry than expected, which kinda amuses me as this was supposed to be some sort of low profile thing. Anyway, my friends have been saying how much of a bastard i am. Haha in some way i do agree with them. However, im sorry i just cant help at pointing out the inherent stupidity that is seemingly too evident in some people, after all, it is them who give me a reason and chance to do so. THEY are the stars and main contributors of entries like the first, not me.
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For this, i give credits to all the idiots out there, including this : http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=22216190

The Ah Lian invasion is back, this time more formidable than ever. ' kioi-XVI-FULL here is just one of the many attention seeking and dick hungry Ah Lians that seriously irritate the shit outta me. Roy was bad, this one's even worse. Seriously the appalling mis-spelling of certain words [they deem it as cute, what morons] , and the addition of the funny leTeRiNg shit brews a concoction of total moronic stupidity.

Dont you guys here agree with me that ' kioi-XVI-FULL looks like a tortoise, gone wrong if i may add. [Wtf is up with those act "cute" hand gestures, she looks like a delifrance ad- reject : "BON APPETIT your mother lar biatch", you look so bad i bet ur momma went mad.]

About Me:★☆★☆★ ⌒ THIS IS MY 16TH ACCOUNT ⌒ ★☆★☆★
WTF is wrong with these friendster geeks. 2nd accnt, okay maybe 3rd account i can accept[ some people are just popular, that is a fact of life we have to accept, but 16 full accounts? and a 17th one? what the fuck? And shes not the only one. I swear pEePur liK diSh NeeDx 2 gEt a Rife. I bet she doesnt even know 3/4 of the people in her accounts, friendster whore. Losers like these are in denial, and need some sort of re-assurance, as they probably dont really have any true friends in real life? Well i wouldn be surprised in the case of kioi-XVI-FULL, an Ah Lian locatedin Australia. Hmmmm. societal outcast? in my opinion highly probable.]

[(_____ ` Ab0ut miie ` _____)]
` kioi & kitaoji
[an alter ego? a schizo perhaps? i'll leave it to you to intepret, but either way, its sure is disturbing]
17 years 0ld ` [hey she does deserve some credit for getting "17 years old" down in perfect english, *applauds, maybe theres salvation for her after all]
Em0tional ` [ oh yes cry me a river]
Easy g0ing ` [ 17 accounts does account for something yeah?]
Shy ` [And my balls are blue.]
Easiily t0 get hurt` [just when i actually praised her. Wham! and there you have it. Easiily t0 get hurt'. Do i really have to elaborate on this?]
MY MSN : kioi_tvxq@hotmail.com, juz 0nly for friendster frens !![ told you, superficial friendster whore]

[(______` L.O.v.3 `______)]
Korea & Japan - live in there "my dream" [ yeah and make fun of idiots like you "my hobby", well basically shes trying to say : my dream is to live in Korea and Japan, but somehow through some mystifying way, it turned out the way you see it. Utter retarded-ness. ]

m0i famiLy,m0i ladtop[ this has gotta be the sentence of the day. m0i profficiency in english is deteriorating already, and ladtop? im utterly speechless, again, the word [if there even is one] speaks for itself.

[(_____` H.A.T.E.S `_____)]
` Fakerz `[LOL, you Fakerz you, im gonna start using it hoho]
Liars ` [hmmm, shldnt it be Liarz?]
Bullies` [Bulliez]
Being hurt`
ppl who d0n't say hello` [ i bet its quite a common scenario for you, aww my pitiez[pity] indeed.]
Bad manner ` [WHERES THE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?]
Rude languages [ i cant even be bothered to comment on this]

][~` sh0rt intr0duction about miie . ' ']
[im just an 0rdinary gal. juz as simpe as euu see[not really a pleasant sight btw] ! ii like t0 hang ar0und wif my l0vely frens, meet different peope and g0 sh0pPing ` !! ii must g0 sh0pPing during h0lidays ! because ii reaLy like sh0pPing ! it's my fav0urite 0hs =D. value that my famiy and my frens are the m0st imp0rtant iin my life !! ii can't live with0ut them y0x ' muaks'S
[WHOAA, Ah Lian 101 euu see? Ah Lian wannabe she can be euuur mentos[mentorXx], the freshmaker[hurr hurr, my pitiful attempt at a joke]. Back to the topic, [!! ii must g0 sh0pPing during h0lidays ! because ii reaLy like sh0pPing ! it's my fav0urite 0hs ]--> I SWEAR SHE BEATS JESSICA SIMPSON AND PARIS HILTON COMBINED HANDS DOWN. Whatever the Americans do, we can do it too, only better cause We are talented too.
[value that my famiy and my frens are the m0st imp0rtant iin my life !!]- What Ah Lianic brilliance. WTF it doesn really make sense does it? well i guess its something only Ah Lians can decipher, like some sort of code or something.

WHOA FUCK, A POETIC AH LIAN, thats fucking rare.
,-*>\\] t0 my frens _________
.:: _ ii w0uld hate t0 say it
.:: __ but 0ur friendship din g0 away
.:: ___ the w0nderfu time we shaRe t0gether
.:: ____ ii wiL n0t f0rget and remember always iin my heart
[LOL, read the poem closely. The stupidity is overflowing and really amusing. ( ii w0uld HATE t0 say it but 0ur friendship[not bad she spelt it correctly] DIN GO away. Who the fuck says this to friends? lol. Maybe shes practising some form of poetic license here when she uses time and shaRe instead of times and shared. or maybe, she is just stupid[ which i think is really the obvious answer]

Read this shit:
Juz send me testii if euu wanna n0e m0re abt mie[FOR GODS SAKE, is the Asian standard in Australia REALLY that fucked up?], ii dun like to c any msg[Of course, they probably aren very flatterng] == Don't ask me to add y0u ! juz add me directly[WOW acting like a DIAMOND PRINCESS EH] == (WARNING) Please stop using my pic[YOU MEAN PPL ACTUALLY WANNA USE UR PIC? thats plain disguesting], fakers[WOO FAKERZ] ! == ii want to meet every0ne, but not fakers[WOO FAKERZ, AGAIN!] !! =
[how the fuck can u get to know someone better by sending him a testimonial? Lol, sounds like a testimonial whore to me too.]

After seeing this profile. I would like to change my verdict on Roy to : SEMI IDIOTICALLY STUPID[ without a doubt, miracle needed for redemption].

Verdict on ' kioi-XVI-FULL :TOTAL[ this one is really beyond a doubt] MORONIC DUMBASS AH LIAN WHORE.

2005-10-12T22:16:00.000+08:00

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=4301567

this fella is truly one of a kind.

okay lets start off with an introduction, people, meet roy, who in my opinion deserves to be the first one to be mentioned here.

He is currently studying in Catholic junior college [rawks yeah!]. He makes it very clear to us folks that he hated the schools he used to study in. [ or was it the other way round? that i wonder] look at the handsome fella in the display pic, many stilo-milo. [HELLO? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? SUNGLASSES INDOORS? WITH DIM LIGHTS?] well u certainly do look smart in your birthday suit but please ACT the part at least?. GUYS DO BE WARY, Roy is single and on the prowl, or so his friendster profile claims :

[Interested in Meeting People for: Relationship Men and Women, Dating Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners]

Apparently brains are kinda lacking in this [guy?]

Occupation: Rollerblading coach, slacker, sleeper, huge eater

okay ive heard of people putting slacker as their occupation, which is seriously stupid and annoying, but Roy here, takes the cake i tell you. Sleeper [is there even such a word?], and huge eater?? Originality and Creativity 10/10, intelligence -10/10, hey peeps we've got to give this guy some credit tho, good one. [Applause at this moment would be apt, thank you]

Affliations : orchard road [WTF?]

Hobbies and Interests:GuiTaRs, FrEeRiding, PooL, SkAtInG, SpOrTs, Outdoors, Drum Mania V, Running Around, PlaYinG, Rugby. [okay, whats up with the LeTtEriNg man?WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? thats like SOO not in] Folks, Roy here seems to be a person of many personalities, on one hand, he is some ang moh fuck who hates chinese[ he says it himself], and on the other hand he acts damn bEnGxXx with his funny and cute[-pukes] lettering. Or is it Roy the Ang Moh bEnGxXx? ]

Favorite Books:Need for Speed Underground 2, Swat 4, Burnout 3, Songs of Innocence and of Experience by William Blake, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley [FIRSTLY, need for speed underground 2, swat 4 and burnout 3 and the titles of GAMES, not BOOKS -shows how much of a reader he actually is eh, not being able to distinguish a book from a game, GOD THATS SAD. Furthermore he claims he enjoys Blake and Huxley, whose books are in the literature curriculum for most jc students. ( okay there was a time where people would thnk it was cool to put your bio text or math text as your favourite textbook, but apparently Roy the Ang Moh bEnGxXx is still trapped in the past, where he thinks that fUnnY LeTtEring iS CoOl and all )

His favourite movies reflect greatly his Intelligence, or lack of it. Chick flicks and brainless humour seem to be amongst his favourites. He also enjoys shows like Jackass, Extreme Makeover[ btw i highly recommend that he should not only watch it, but sign up for it too] and STUPID STUFF BASICALLY - there you have it guys, words from the man [him?]self.

I declare the About Me section the most idiotic and funny part. i cant believe this [Guy?] actually takes LITERATURE when he has a poor grasp of the concept of english, if he even knows what it is. About Me : Booze and Hangovers [WOW SO COOL] Slacking, Skating, Sleeping [HELLO YOU DUMB MORONIC FUCK, you need ENGLISH 101, and quick, okay i will be a kind soul, instead of Slacking, Skating,Booze and Hangovers, maybe : i slack, i like skating, i enjoy booze would be a more appopriate and intellectually coherent response.

Who I Want to Meet:You!
as long as ya nt really wierd[WTF this is not how you spell WEIRD, are you dumb or are you dumb???] or introvert[HELLO, its introverted moron!] n stuf u get the drift.
[ wow now he's slanging alright, and like Roy the Ang Moh bEnGxXx doesn wanna meet anyone weird. LOL, WHAT IRONY. only weirdos put a photo of fudge [ a brand for hair products] and say that Fudge Rocks Gatsby Sucks its true its damm true, im like really WTF is wrong with Roy the Ang Moh bEnGxXx, that is something you DO NOT ever do in your friendster profile, because we readers/profile viewers dont give a two-cents fuck about what sorta brand of gel/wax is better and also because you would be giving me more reason to classify you as a total idiot.

the last photo is the best i tell you, Roy the Ang Moh bEnGxXx is sitting HOME ALONE in a BLACK SUIT. okayyyyy this is where you guys go WTF and burst out laughing. Dude why the hell are you in a black suit ALONE AT HOME? certainly you can afford pyjamas or reasonable clothes. If you were like Black Suit, at a function/club/restaurant at least that would do the suit some justice.

VERDICT: TOTAL IDIOTICALLY STUPID [without and doubt, and beyond redemption]

That is all about what i have to say, actually not, but yea i shall be nice since he is the first person to be idiot-certified. Thanks for reading, check back soon for more updates.